Danmail

I wonder what the US RDA is on that…?

I was in the store the other day when a mom and her son came walking up the aisle.

Mom:    I’ve told you to keep your hands to yourself. You want a smack?
Kid:    No. [The kid starts taking things off the shelf]
Mom:    I told you, keep your hands to yourself of you’ll get a smack!
Kid:    [Noise of exasperation.]
Mom:    You want pasta for dinner?
Kid:    I want dinner for dinner. [The kid tries to play with the
        stuff in my cart.]
Mom:    If you don’t keep your hands to yourself, you’ll get a smack!
Me:     …for dinner!